SassyHBIC

Third fic written for a prompt run on my Tumblr. The prompt was "Red Queen drunken confessions." Hilarity ensued. T, humorous. Saturday Nights "You… are totally hot," Ruby said, pointing somewhere between Emma and Regina with one hand, a half-empty bottle of whiskey in the other. It was Saturday night, and as everyone knew, Saturday night was also called Get Ruby Hammered in the Club and Watch Her Pretend to Be a Puppy Night. Emma wasn't actually going to go at first, but when Ashley whispered a charming story in her ear about how one of those nights Ruby ended up dressed only in Christmas lights and singing the theme from Home Alone,